Semi-Quarterly Report
Per the LEMC Regulations, promulgated by THE SECRETARY pursuant to authority granted to him under the LEMC Rules Committee (chaired by THE SECRETARY), below is the LEMC Semi-Quarterly Report:
The LEMC is in poor shape. The group has managed to hold one (1) meeting to date in 2010. The frequency of the group's meetings appear to be dwindling like a radioactive element decaying over thousands of half-lives.
There was some controversy about the theme chosen by the group at our last meeting. That last meeting was very long ago. We don't remember it well. All of the relevant paperwork has been permanently misplaced/recycled. To remedy this, THE SECRETARY has designed a back-up plan. A hat will be filled with cards bearing an assortment of words and images. The group will then pick three of these cards out the hat. The group members will then vote on which randomly selected word/image will be our next "theme." Chance is neutral.
We are working on arranging our next Saturday evening meeting. It will happen soon. Whenever we have that meeting, we will be watching WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN (MUJERES AL BORDE DE UN ATAQUE DE NERVIOS). This is our selection under the theme of "food," which is troubling.
Improvement is possible. We rate LEMC a HOLD. Inquiries and complaints can be addressed to MADAME PRESIDENT.
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posted by LOTUSVILLE @ Wednesday, May 19, 2010
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